

It all sounds so nice, doesn't it? And with so much boobage being bared in the game and in the extra art, Danger Girl seems like something you wouldn't mind nuzzling with for a while.

Better yet, instead of looking at Gabe wobble on his feet like he's got a load in his diapers, you instead get a glimpse of some tightly packed buns.

The Danger Girl squad pops around corners with guns ablaze and pop heads like balloons in a carnival - Gabe would be proud. That's great news for the Danger Girl squad, as 989's espionage game was armed with golden guns. Gameplay If Gabe Logan had to live in an all-female apartment complex like Kip in Bosom Buddies, the resulting videogame would probably be something akin to Danger Girl (only without a Wendie Jo Sperber - she's a little too plump for the PS One.) Abbey Chase, Sydney Savage, and the cornfed new girl JC all pack a pocket textbook of Syphon Filter in their bras. This is a stew of brothy gameplay - a mix of Syphon Filter, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider, Duke Nukem: Time To Kill, Die Hard Trilogy, Castlevania 64, even Space Ace - and the only reason why nobody told the designers that this might not be such a good idea is because when the Danger Girl chefs leaned to stir the brew, they bent at the waist. Don't kid yourself into thinking a game that juts off the shelf won't walk in Lara Croft's slinky steps. You already know what you're in for with Danger Girl.
